Do you have a listing of these rules? That might explain why I was being shunned last night. Perhaps my employment of sweatpants (emblazened with the words "Daytona Beach" down the legs), hoodie sweatshirt ("Cincinatti Bengals", was a present from my bro), white socks, bright orange gloves and ratty old skate lid was a little to gauche.

Or maybe my labels weren't lined up properly.

While on the subject, do you people put your water bottles in thier cages with the logos facing up or to the side? And spouts closed or open? Ditto on frame pumps.