Originally Posted by pinkrobe
I've been dreaming about this for years.
The name of the shop would be
I Like To Bike, but the hipsters would call it ILTB, as in, "Dude, my Pista needs a new NOS white Rolls and my Deep V's need speedholes. I'm going to ILTB..."
Mine would be called the
Original
Cycle
Palace. I'd specialize in cheap, heavy bikes and accessories that don't match. The shop would emit a signal that jams GPS units and Powertaps within a mile radius. I would offer free garage door painting with any bike (any color but white).