My favorite of all time come in pairs.
I'm on the bike path crossing with the light. the first car in line waiting to make a right turn sees me after starting to take off and they stop, then I hear the screeching of rubber behind them as some nit-wit is slamming on his brakes and has to weave out into the next lane to avoid rearending the one that was waiting for me.

I'm more than willing to wait for the police to show up so that I can give my eye witness report of what just happened.