Originally Posted by muteseh
My favorites are the ones that try to beat you to the intersection so they can turn. Somehow beating you to the intersection, in their minds, justifies cutting you off. I usually just give their rear window a nice slap just to say good-job.
Occasionally this type will miscalculate my speed and will not get to the red light or stop sign ahead of me. When I see this is possible I will sprint and ease over making sure they're in the wrong lane at the red light or stop sign. The expression on there face is priceless! What's even better is a policeman seeing this and giving the motor vehicle operator a reckless driving ticket. I always give the officer my ID so if they fight the ticket I can show up in court as a witness.