Originally Posted by Shiznaz
Yep. I slow them down for 5 seconds and they mess with me so they can get home and watch ads in 5 minute intervals over the course of their 4-5 hours TV session. HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. Logically speaking, everyone's TV's should be already smashed and marketing executives should be getting death threats in the mail. At least then I'd be treated at the same level as TV!
When I was at university in Ottawa we used to go to a club to play cosmic bingo, and the big prize at the end of the night was to light atv on fire and then beat the crap out of it with a piece of rebar. Awesome fun. Another night it was a punchcard computer from the '60s. That thing took forever to bust up. Good times at Zaphods I tell ya.
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