Gotta first time ever back to back honks this morning. It was about 6:45 am. Both drivers immediately turned into a school bus motor pool parking lot with lots of buses pulling out. I think they were late for work. I just happened to be the last thing they slowed for and I got all the rage. I can just hear them now.

"Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind some jerk on a bicycle."

Boss - "You couldn't pass?"

"Well yea but ..."

"So it took you 15 minutes to pass this bicycle? Must have been one hellavu a bike"