I was up in Providence, R.I. helping my little brother, who goes to Brown, get home after Spring semester. He's even a worse scrub than me, and he was telling me all about the amazing dumpster-diving that was to be had in Ivy League college campuses. At night, we hit up the dorms and got tons of stuff. No bike stuff, unfortunately, but we scored some Dolce & Gabbana skirts, Seven jeans, three pair of Uggs, and a bunch of other miscellaneous clothes. I mean, bags of designer stuff. Those rich kids are too lazy to drag their "outdated" clothes home, so they just pitch them in the trash.

I ended up giving a D&G skirt to my girlfriend and selling the rest on eBay. Made about $300 or so.