I was riding over by the LBS, they forgot to write down my serial number on the new 925. Cadillac Escalade crosses through the intersection in front of me, then I start into the intersection and he friggin' gets on the gas and pulls a u turn and almost hits me

. Good thing I was paying attention and quickturned. I waved the dumazz through the intersection the first time, so he forgot in 5 seconds I was there? Palm slapped the hood hard enough to make him drop his phone. Phone connects, brain disconnects

. Made a point of looking at his front plate like I was memorizing it to scare him into hopefully paying attention down the road

. The law against driving on the phone can't start soon enough for me.