So I'm riding home last night through 4 to 6 inches of snow on my emergency route (that includes sidewalks, trails, and only one miles of road) and I slip and crash into the back end of a truck. My bar end hits the truck first and snaps an inch off my handle bar. Oddly enough the truck I hit was parked............

(Wait for it........)

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. Of all places ON THE SIDEWALK!!! huh?