From another forum, seems perfectly appropriate here:
Originally Posted by evilelvis
It is highly encouraged that one drinks copious amounts of alcohol while surfing the forum. Before you post please ensure that you are in the proper mood to do so. It's easy to determine, simply stand up and if you wobble, hit the Submit button.
Here is a list of approved beverages:
1) Does it include alcohol - then YES!!!
2) Did you make it in your bathtub - YES and please share at the group ride!