I park my car in the driveway, next to the curb or in a parking spot. I park my bike in my office or in my house.
I've only hit a parked car once in my life. I was riding my BMX bike when I was about 8 and not paying attention and ran square into the back of a car. Fully expecting to fall, I closed my eyes but opened them when I stopped but didn't fall. I had wedged my front tire under the bumper

I was unhurt but not strong enough to pull my bike out. Luckily only my dad saw it happen.