BMI...............31..............Obese

Actually I'm 5'8" and 204, with a 48-50" chest and a 35" waist. In times past I frequented the weight room a bit. OK, a lot.

Like to think of myself as a mountain of muscle overlain with a cuddly layer of 'soft tissue'.

And yes, I believe in Santa and the Keebler Elves.