Hi "we". I know exactly where you are. I'm originally from Orlando and my aunt lived in Wauchula all her life. Podunk is a pretty good description.

It's also the kind of place I'd like to retire in (in a couple of years), as long as there's a good riding group.
You'll find there are a few BF members in stretch of coast between Tampa and Fort Myers. You may have to drive a few miles but they're a good group.