I once blew a stop sign on campus (Sorta. I was in a continuous bike lane at a T... don't get me started) way back in 19-and-90. When I stopped to shoulder my bike up the student union stairs, a campus cop caught up to me, wheezing. As he warned me never, never to do that again, I noticed his bike was the same model as mine, only his was silver. We each had a mid-80's Diamond Back Ascent.

To be fair, he had a beltload of heavy gadgets and a heavy-duty uniform and I was wearing shorts and had a notebookbook and pen in a backpack.