Where I work I am able to bring my bike indoors. Well, I work in IT and on our loading dock we have a place known as the "cage." It's a fence enclosed and badge access controlled area for servers and my commuter bike. There's a prankster on one of the other IT teams who has put my bike on top of the cage, moved the bike to another cage I don't have access to, and even called one of his security buds to remove my badge access for a day.
So, payback is a beeyatch right? On my way out last night I ride up to his Jeep to deflate one of his front tires and put a POS bicycle pump on the hood.
He spent some quality time pumping it I hear. We now have a truce.