so i'm riding home from hanging out with some kids and my ulock was lazily hanging off my handlebars and across the stem (so that the curve of the lock was on the right hand side of the stem and the bar end was on the left hand side of the frame).
as it's hanging it's nudging
my light clip from beneath. my clip is kind've worn down from use so it withstands road bumps but not a ulock humping it so the light falls off my bars bounces and does some flips on the pavement then stops.
i turn around to get it and the traffic light behind me turns green with about 13 or 14 cars. i patiently watch each car drive over my light missing it, until maybe the 8th car runs it over. then after the cars leave i pick it up, has a scratch or two and works totally fine.
light 1, car 0
this was in the burbs fyi, just thuoght i'd let everyone know.