jessie was in the hospital too. i was making fun of him saying that he went in there and the nurse was like nurse: "ok, what happened"
jessie: "oh, i broke a bottle over a kids head"
n: "ok, youre gonna need some stiches, i'll be right back"
j: "ok. i'm so tough you don't need novacaine, i wanna see what it feels like, maybe teach myself a lesson to not be so stupid." (he actually said this... minus the tough part)
(nurse walks to the next room over)
n: "ok, so what happened to you"
mike: "i got in a fight and some kid hit me over the head with a bottle."
n: "wow, what an ass."
m: "it hurt."
n: "we need to check you for a concussion, sit tight, i'll be back."

(nurse leaves thinking what a bunch of **** bags they both are)