Originally Posted by Sinfield
One night I was out barhopping with friends and saw a purple track bike locked up outside a bar with what looked like a carbon fork, one front brake and a BMX freewheel. I saw him go coasting by later and yelled "Get a fixed gear hipster!" and he got all kinds of pissed off. Then again I was deliberatley trying to be the biggest ******* I could be at the time.
I'd say that yelling at the chick wasn't necessarily inappropriate, just annoying. I hate it when people say **** to me when I'm riding. Possibly the only thing i hate more is when some ****** bike geek comes up to me and starts asking all kinds of ******** questions about my bike and telling me about the ****box peugot gaspipe conversion they're working on. News flash, I don't like you and I don't care.
I, for one, am highly impressed by your cynical, ****-you attitude towards your fellow persons, and am convinced that it is a sign of confidence, self-sufficiency, and manliness. Unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond my control, I am unable to offer to have sex with you at this time.