Originally Posted by John E

Well, once again it's 3.14. Happy pi day, everyone. (I suppose one could eat piE today.)

Father: "What are you larnin' in school, sonny?"
Son: "Algebra."
Father: "Well then, say something in Algebra."
Son: "Pi R squared."
Father: "I'm taking you out of that school right now. Any dern fool knows pie are round!"