Originally Posted by doofo
yes and dont forget if the offender is especially small or old you can put them in yur bag
a good old fashioned kidnapping will teach those ****ers a lesson
Oh man I just got the funniest/most disturbing scene in my head: having some angry cager nearly kill you and then get in your face, so you just throw your messenger bag over his head, throw it on your back and ride home with him in there. Once at home you tie him to an armchair and force him to read threads from advocacy and safety non-stop for 48 hours while intermittently pouring buckets of cold water on him with the air conditioning on full.