Originally Posted by TimArchy

The final battle has to involve all the aspects of our respective styles. There will need to be a sprint across town in rush hour to a house party where you have to drink 4 bottles of PBR (the roadie tries to cheat by putting the bike on top of their VW Jetta and driving to the party but they get stuck in traffic) followed by a 30 mile paceline ride at 20mph (the fixie is way ahead at the start but the squids keep making him pull at the front so the roadie catches up and passes him) that ends up at the top of the slalom course for the dramatic finish where the fixie edges out the roady by a trispoke. Don't know why it has to be a slalom course, but its seems thats where they always end.

just remember: If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.