Didn't get his name. He was wearing a Catlike helmet and riding a bike with red deep-V's, if that helps any. He also said some things that indicated that his butt has high-class taste (ie) he is a saddle snob.

Not that I'm down on having a high-class butt. I mean... if you're not going to take care of your ass, who will?

(edit) I love using "you're" and "your" properly. It warms my little black heart.

(edit2) Upon seeing proper pictures of you, that guy looked nothing like you. Except that he was white and had a well-kempt beard.