Originally Posted by hiromian
Vino: I looked at the plastic thingy that you suggested and the first thought that came to mind was DORK DISK. You still want to admit to having one? I would rather puke a little bit in my mouth than install that thing.
Vino wishes for you to closely examine this picture:
Vino then wishes for you to go up to the rider of said machine and disgorge ridicule upon his personage, and of his fans. Vino hopes you can run fast.
And Vino will point out that his Dog Fang is cooler than the rider above's Dog Fang, Vino substituting an anodized aluminum bolt for the cheap sheet metal screw, saving .5 grams.
Vino also cuts his finger and toenails before climbing races.
Vino might well be nuts.
Vino is going to watch the new South Park now.