Originally Posted by patentcad
Listen you little friggin pencil necked wimp, guys like you make me insane. Don't you understand that 99% of the people here would KILL to have your body type??
On the other hand, this is the ONLY sport where such geeky proportions are coveted by others. So don't let it go to your underweight head. This is also the only sport where you can look in the mirror at your wimpy underweight ass and shake your head in the certain knowledge that you remain too fat for cycling. 99% of us are always too fat for cycling.
It is at times like this I PRAY to be blessed with a serious eating disorder like anorexia or bulemia. BRING IT ON baby. That is not my problem. Trust me. In the meantime if you need me (and I realize you do not) I will be riding my bike 300+ miles every week and eating next to nothing. *** me.
Ohh, did I mention that I can Deadlift 225lbs? It's not a big number but it is 100lbs over bodyweight. The reason I do want to gain is so I can be a little better at TTs and flat sprints. I'll still be really friggin light.