Originally Posted by Kilgore_Trout
haha, that's my "fall back" option. about 80% of the teachers at my high school went to my high school, so i figure if i show up at some point with a masters and a teaching degree and ask for a job i'm set. this is, of course, if my first option (being a trophy husband) doesn't pan out.
Trophy husband is seriously the way go. You have to ride your bike so you don't get fat, remove spiders from the house and take out the garbage. That's it!