i DESPISE ayn rand and libertarianism with every fiber of my being
with teaching, i went to a catholic hs, so i wouldn't have to deal with the BS of the nyc educational system.
and yeah, i figure with being a trophy husband i'll find some rich lady to keep me, and she'll fund all my bike and music and book expenses. i'll have to do minimal work around the house, and i'll get to throw dinner parties and other gatherings where i can impart to others all i've learned in history and literature (oddly enough, on BU's history department website it says one of the uses for a degree in history is hosting dinner parties). and, when all is said and done, i can get a divorce and have half her money where i can then spend more on bike, music, and other expenses

clearly my time at a university is well spent...though i do plan on getting atleast 1 masters.