So our (in a collective, not a possesive sense) Mr. Mayo comes in and post here on occassion. He tells these stories. Some of them stir up the radical idiot, others, the conservative fools. At any rate, he strikes a common tune with many of our souls.

Many of us have suggested that he put it all in a book. Much to his chagrin, and either self loathing, pride, or humblenes, he never answers.


So, be here it noted on this day, I'm holding the Mayo. Holding it all cut and paste. And, one day, when I've accumulated enough Mayo: I'm going to put it all on some cheapish mass producable paper. I'm gonna include voluntary photos from the fixed here, and some other shots that seem to fit the story. I'm gonna sell them to people here for just enough to cover printing. Any excess will go to Mayo's pockettes, or the charity he chooses.


That way we can all hold the Mayo.


So, Mayo, you going to come out and concur?