Originally Posted by charles vail
You might be surprised that some of those old fat guys riding walmart bikes are fast for several reasons: SNIP
I got a big kick out of your reply, CV!
but gotta point out uh...that the dumpster diver who passed me was not that old or that fat. But neither am I...
Some reasons why my Swift may not be as fast as I hoped:
6) 100 psi tires only pumped up halfway to ease posterior pain
5) carnitas super burrito from lunch compressing my diaphragm so can't fully utilize lungs
4) knees chanting "40 is NOT the new 30" to help keep wrists awake
3) inverse saddle time to couch time ratio
2) courier bag holding 36 pounds of bike lock, allen wrenches, unread books and removed clothing
1) huge grin on rider's face is highly non-aerodynamic
