Originally posted by blwyn
My Mother always made us were underwear without holes (extra holes) because "you never know when you might end up in the hospital." Mike, if you ever end up in the hosptial someone is going to get a good laugh!
What a great first impression; get them lauging straight away.
Nurse: "Oh, oh, oh doctor, can I help you with the fellow with the funny underwear?
Doctor: "Sorry nurse, you'll have to wait in line."
Nurse: {..hmm shoot! Besides the groovy undies, he has some nice stems. Wonder how he got them?...}
Mike (wispering a telepathic message to the hopeful nurse) {it's the biking, ma'am. Just the biking...}