Yesterday....
Got a flat on the way to work

. Patch the tube during lunch break. Inflate to full pressure, valve fails blowing its innards out

. Replace tube with spare & inflate

. 5 min later, tire flat

. Repair tube no.2 with patch overlapping two other patches

. Inflate. Ride home in state of paranoia.
Today...
Go to bike shop and buy two new spare tubes
If that is the luck of the draw, I will continue not buying lottery tickets!
Cheers,
Ed