Thanks! I bookmarked it to use for later, both on students and ignorant posts. I am pretty sure well is both an adverb and an adjective, though, so they should update that.

Based on recent ipod threads, I can now see the posts in bikeforums by the year 2012:

topic: What kind of pron do you look at while riding?
response: Riding with pron is very dangerous, unless you only have one screen on so you can keep your other eye on the road. Even then, the rider can't see car's turn signals as well and is a danger to us all, just like those rollerbladers on the bike path who are now watching porn and listening to their ipod while taking up the whole patch. rant rant rant.