Ride a recumbant with a full-fairing.
I've always maintained that "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)" (column article by Mary Schmich and later popularised in song by Bahz Luhrmann) fits the sport of cycling quite well. I mean... just listen to/read the beginning of the lyrics...
http://supak.com/sunscreen.htm
Originally Posted by Mary Schmich
Wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.