Wow, I just got a message on my answering machine from Gary Diego. He sounded pretty upset that his cousin Webb managed to weasle his way back into the 50+ BF. Let me play it back for you...

"Yo, Big Pauilie, what's up with the Bike Forum, Bro? I get the boot and figure, what the hell, bike forums are like broads, another one will come along in 15 minutes. At least, that's what Frank and Sammy used to say. Then I hear that squares-ville cop Webb gets a paying gig hosting some hayseed carnival up in Oregon, and he ends up getting posted. Wasup with dat, homie?"