My right leg is a bit thrashed right now, and I'm trying to keep my pedalling really really easy. So wouldn't you know, I keep getting cyclists sticking to my back wheel. Can't be drafting at <10mph, so as far as I'm concerned they're just tailgaters. I've been telling them to pass me, since I refuse to go faster until my leg stops throbbing.

It ISN'T a freakin race, especially when my leg is a bundle of raw nerves.