you know i consider myself like dutret in certain ways.

for example, when i'm drunk, i am goddamn mother****ing brilliant. you have no idea. these beautifully academic sentences come spilling out of my mouth, grammatically complex, insightful, clever, witty, and thoughtprovoking - i think it's safe to say that i drop jewels like paraphernalia. however, in order to hear this, one has to get me drunk past the point of belligerence, when i tend to berate everything around me, including inanimante, non-anthropomorphic objects.

so, you know...

wait what was my point?