Originally Posted by Digital Gee

I mounted a bell on The Diego. FRED!

The only place it fits is on the stem, not the handlebar, so it's mounted sideways. FRED!

It was the cheapest bell on the display. FRED!

What clinched the deal is that the bell is red, with black trim, the same red as The Diego. OCP!

Mounted one direction, it rings by itself sometimes when I go over a bump. I notice and don't like that. OCP! (Freds wouldn't notice, and wouldn't care if they did.)

Halfway through today's ride, I take it off and remount it the other direction, so it won't make noise unless I want it to. I only want attention drawn to me when I want attention drawn to me. OCP!

So I'm not sure -- is my bell further proof of my Fredosity, or is it evidence of untapped OCP powers?