Okay, I'll play.
My name's Bruce and I work for the state goverment. I also work for my small family business. I am 31 years old and have been back on the bike for about six years now. I started riding to reward myself when I quit my three pack a day smoking habit.
Now I'm generally on the bike training four days a week and racing one or two days a week. My goal for this year is to get in over 6,000 miles, so far I have about 2,100 miles in. I also hope to win the WVMBA mountain bike season championships in the sport class. On top of that I would like to get a few more road races in and possibly upgrade to a cat 3 this year. I don't know if that will happen with my schedule or not though.
Other than that I'm just an old married guy (31) with a little girl that loves me and spends most of her time jumping around, barking, and playing fetch.