My Name is texasphil, I live in orphanage in Texaco. I want to be just like fryer Nacho Libre. I ride bike, sometimes I drive to buy bike, sometimes I drive to buy stuff for bike, sometimes I buy stuff for bike when I should be riding, last sunday I miss church to sell something to buy stuff for bike (bad, bad, bad). Dis country so big nearest good bike shops over 65mi away, I would ride to them but they would be closed when I got there and would miss work at orphanage. I have 4 dogs, two of them will chase bikes, one run away, and one just bark.