Originally Posted by DScott
Do you ever actually, um, ride?
No, we just spend thousands of hard earned dollars we embezzled from Enron and Tyco to buy cool cycling gear, and then stand around the local 7-Eleven or Starbucks looking really cool. This helps us keep the young chickies looking at us aging Gen X'ers and young B-Boomers, thus maintaining our fragile narcissistic egos.
