"just made an irrational purchase based on a sick consumer fetish bread in to me by the capitalist machine that is crushing our lives"

"dropped some dollaz to get dropped by the group"

"just purchased a product that I'm not going to be noticeably faster on than my 1995 steel bike with downtube shifters, and will certainly be less reliable"

"bought some plastic parts whos integrity will be compromised if the bike tips over and hits the ground"