In the bible when it says that God rested on the seventh day, it is understood that by rested, they mean had a beer in the shower.

No joke, it's a combination of two of the greatest things on God's green Earth. I highly recommend investing in a quality beer stein to eliminate water or soap intrusion. I went through a couple that didn't do the job as well as I had hoped, and finally found one that is the balls.

I'm pretty sure beer/shower/beej is an accurate representation of heaven.