Last year in school, my girlfriend of 4 years and I broke up during the week of all my engineering finals. Best week of my life, because I somehow did well on all of my finals with a study plan of taking naps all day, and in between the naps I'd take showers with copious amounts of beer.


Actually the beer in the shower thing is slightly true. It's a mutation of drinking in a hottub, which makes you dehydrated. This will make you more intoxicated, but unfortunately at the expense of worse hangovers of course.