Sean: Just for fun, take that bike to the hill in your neighborhood, hop on and start screaming, "OH MY GOD!!! NO BRAKES!!!" Then scream, "OH MY GOD!!! NO PEDALS!!!" Then scream, "OH MY GOD!!! NO CHAIN!!!"

Then when people come running, point and laugh at their concern, then tell them you're just building it up. HAHAHA.


Also, leaving the tags on the bottle cages is straight up pimp, yo. Like when ballers leave the stickers on their Starter caps, or the tags on their Air Jordans.