WOW !! FLATZILLA !!!
This doesnt apply to the monumental devistation you show here,
but next time you get your usual, glass/tack/thorn type flat try
to fix it leaving the rim on the bike. Just break the bead and pull
the tube. 99% of the time it is not necassary to pull the rim off the
bike. This will save you time and you may stay slightly cleaner.