Originally Posted by zeytoun

I used to bike in jeans with a cig in my mouth... and I've never driven under the influence...
(It was on a '52 huffy 3-speed, and I once did a 40-mile ride on it, with the help of 10 cigs)
A pipe gives a lot cooler "locomotive" visual effect though...
Let me do the math...40 miles and you had 10 cigs. That is one cig every 4 miles. On a '52 Huffy the speed was about 12 mph. [best guess with such a land yacht] That was a cig about every 20 minutes! I hope you are done w/ those things.