A) Occupation -- Hero. However, I am paid for services as a software consultant.
B) Commuting Distance -- 14 miles one way. Uphill. Both ways.
C) When at work I a) shower b) change clothes/clean up c) don't change clothes and hope for the best/clean up -- usually, a & b, though sometimes, if there are fires that need putting out or client issues erupting, I've been known to just work in my bike clothes.
D) Where bike is parked -- server room, behind two key card swipes and under a security camera. It's nice to have friends amongst the IT staff.
E) Number of years commuting -- 7 years ... holy crap, that's a long time.
F) Year-round/part time commuter -- year-round.