My 1970s Dawes FG/SS conversion is "Moonshadow".
The ebike that I built for warm weather commuting is "The MonkeyRocket 2000". (photo at www.captmonkeyrocket.com)
My Bianchi San Jose (cool weather commuter) is "Charlotte". (Rhymes with "harlot").
My 1985 Vitus that I have well over 10,000 miles on doesn't have a name. It's part of me.
I don't think we ever named our 1984 Santana Arriva tandem.

Never saw the Pee Wee movie.