Originally Posted by acroy
I have to agree...
Spray her with Mace next time and if caught & questioned, tell them you felt threatened and in danger of your life. You did, didn't you? Who will argue, with you on a bike and her in a SUV.

You should have farted in her general direction. You can never go wrong with Monty Python insults.
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