Dang Dr. D! I certainly tried hard enough! I was about to submit my new list this morning. But---
John, how the heck did you figure out Gordon, Secret Weapon and Rainbow? Those three had me stumped like there was no tomorrow. Here's the list I had planned to re-submit this morning: I was still way off and had already used too much sermon time on this.
The Clive= '69 Clive Stuart, pearl white with neon grafitti
The Cannonball=Cannondale MTB, SM700, yellow fading into a rad-pink, with a red sticker?
Gordon the Big Blue Express Locomotive= Ice Tandem, recumbent pulling the Burley Trailer? Or--- one of your MTBs pulling one of those kids one wheel attachment bikes (the ones with a rear wheel, seat and bars but no front wheel, with the Burley attached?
Tigger=Greenspeed tandem, recombent trike, orange with black tires and blazing yellow seats
Ernesto=Oldnago, Colnago road bike, lavender, riden with retro Detto Pietro shoes and a Super Record rear derailleur that has an Ideale saddle that has been broken in for 25 years
The Hurri=Challenge Hurricane, recumbent, silver and blue
Merlin the Mutt=Merlin Racing Cycles. Original black & chrome with a Campy Rally RD (like the one on my Paramount?)
The Ferrari= Greenspeed GTX , recombent trike, orange
"Secret Weapon Bike"=Trek SomethingORother, MTB (you painted it and forget what it is actually), or--- the Schwinn World (it seems to me you mention this bike in connection to 27" tires, so thus my uncertainty)
Granite Gargoyle=Rock Lobster #13, originally built in '79 but not even a R.L., it was hand
lettered as a Paul Sadoff, granite grey?
Physical Graffitti= Schwinn Apple Krate, red, custom muscle bike
Rainbow=recumbent with a kite with and multi colored streamers, painted with Old School Flake's Micro Prism (best guess)