New Christine and Old Christine – clears up confusion when explaining to my husband onto which of my recently-purchased bikes he needs to move the one set of clipless pedals. New Christine is one month younger than Old Christine. Also, like the show, Old Christine is better looking than New Christine.

I also *accidentally* bought a junky old Rockhopper. I am thinking of naming her The Hot Wad after Carl’s 2 Wicked car when he donated it and it was subsequently delivered to Meatwad on Aqua Teen.

I watch a lot of TV, what can I say?

I have to stop buying bikes.